Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
?!?!?!?!?
I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
With this. I can’t even.
wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
feelin’ divine on my last day of high school
And on the seventh day, God played a round of golf with his buds
“you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.
I think it means something when, with whatever band you play with, you personally get the most applause when the band members are introduced at every show you play








