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when-worldscollide:

iinquiring:

im-smoking-to-die:

this entire poem destroyed me

this breaks my heart

this poem just made my entirely sad. 
stepthroughmyshadow:

by Nick Keller
Anonymous:
how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????
Me:

mangobootyyyyy:

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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LMAO

thecryptocreep:

This is the infamous nightcrawler video!
I remember watching about it on one of those paranormal shows.
Really, it looks like someone with a pair of giant sweat pants up to their neck and waddling across the ground.
But I mean, that’s just me.
Still a cool video.
2thotful:

If be the happiest daughter no lie

Same

Let’s take a moment for all the weed that’s ever been dropped onto a carpet floor.

stonerthings:

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First grind in the first grinder I ever bought ended up in the carpet :-(

melsmelsmels:

easy on the eyes

How u get all dat ass in them pants
dirtyberd:

One of my favorite sayings

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

motherfukker:

Apollonia Saintclair 511 - L’extatique (The ecstatic)